I started saying shit like “u” “pls” and “rly” ironically but I can’t stop now
I can hear my brother have sex with his girlfriend next door and there is just a lot of bed creaking and I just heard her say ‘Are you even trying?’ and I laughed so hard my brother came into the room to tell me to fuck off
- Child: Can you pass the salt?
- Mother: *glares*
- Mother: Now, you know that's not polite. Ask nicely.
- Child: *sighs*
- Child: Swiggity swalt, pass me the salt.
- Mother: Very good.
if i go to hell i’m gonna torture everyone by continuously asking if it’s hot in here or if it’s just me
oh what a nice pack of tic tacs that should last me a good thirty seconds