October 2011
- me: hey can i go out with friends
- dad: yeah ok have fu-
- mum: YOU ARE GOING TO GET RAPED TAKE THIS SWORD YOU WILL PROBABLY NEED IT
When you're to scared to ask your mom something
and your just standing in front of her like:
You want a girl "sweatpants, hair tied, chillin' with no make up on" but when she walks right past you - you holla at the hoe with the miniskirt, looking like she colored her eyes with black magic marker. Make up ya damn mind .



