When someone puts their hand over my mouth to shut me up and I lick them.
Just because you discovered "you're" doesn't mean it replaces "your"
- me: hey can i go out with friends
- dad: yeah ok have fu-
- mum: YOU ARE GOING TO GET RAPED TAKE THIS SWORD YOU WILL PROBABLY NEED IT
Those 'friends' that talk to you whenever they need your help.
LOL, FUCK YOU.
When you're to scared to ask your mom something
and your just standing in front of her like:
You want a girl "sweatpants, hair tied, chillin' with no make up on" but when she walks right past you - you holla at the hoe with the miniskirt, looking like she colored her eyes with black magic marker. Make up ya damn mind .